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City breaks eh? Perhaps you’re considering popping across to Paris, or a long weekend in Prague. But in all honesty the Eiffel Tower follows you around Paris like the Eye of Sauron, and Prague – well, all I can remember of Prague was an Irish bar and an M&S. Or maybe you fancy Berlin, but the problem with Berlin is it’s an infinite onion of a place and you’d have to visit it every weekend for five years to get a handle on it.